CHRISTMASES

CHRISTMAS EVE IS FOR GETTING TOASTED WITH THE FAMILIA.

CHRISTMAS DAY IS KARAOKE DAY.



ON A COLD WEDNESDAY NIGHT...
CHRISTMAS EVE TO BE EXACT...

I HAD A VERY TRADITIONAL KOREAN CHRISTMAS...
...IN OTHER WORDS...A VERY-NONCHALANT WEDNESDAY...

Like...my familia's not so huge on the getting an X-MAS TREE & SAVING PRESENTS TIL 12:01 on DECEMBER 25th...kind of peeps...

WE'RE A BUNCH OF PRACTICAL ASIANS. THAT LIKE TO GAMBLE. =)

SO...MAMA HAN RESIDES IN RANCHO GOOKAMONGA...
SO I DROVE THE GRAND-PARENTAL UNITS THERE IN 2 HOURS OF JOLLY HOLIDAY TRAFFIC.

NO MUSIC. STUFFY ASS HEATER. NO RELAXATION. NOTHIN.
JUST CRITICISMS BY MY GRANDPA ABOUT MY LACK OF "GENTLEMAN-LIKE" QUALITIES. I SHIT YOU NOT...HE LITERALLY TOLD TO BE MORE OF A GENTLEMAN.
WTF?

ANYHEEZ...DIDN'T HAVE MY CAM ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO DINNER AT SOME RANDOM SUSHI JOINT.

LIKE I SAID. PRACTICIAL GOOKS.

BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING ASIAN...IS THAT WE LIKE TO GAMBLE...
WHENEVER...EVEN ON CHRISTMAS EVE...(DAMN I WISH I HAD MY CAMERA)...BUT MAMA HAN SURPRISED ME BY DRIVING STRAIGHT FROM DINNER TO THE CASINO...

SNEAKY SNEAKY...ANYHOW...

WE WENT HERE:


MY GRAMPS WON 100 BUCKS IN SLOTS. YEAHHH BOYEEE!
THEN I IMMEDIATELY TOLD HIM TO LEAVE. HAHA...HIS LUCK AIN'T THAT GOOD...

THEN...WENT HOME TO GIVE MAMA HAN AN OBEY CARDIGAN TO STAY WARM IN...=)


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GAVE MY GRANDPARENTS SOME SECRET GIFTS...*NOTE THE SHRINE TO GLEN...


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THEN...IT WAS TIME FOR BED.
AFTER I RUBBED ONE OUT...

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HAHAHHA...JUST KIDDING ;)
THEN I SLEPT AND DIDN'T WAIT FOR SANTA.
LIKE I SAID. PRACTICAL ASIANS.
=)

ON THURSDAY...
CHRISTMAS DAY...

WOKE UP MADDDD LATE.
=)

ATE SOME FOODS WITH THE FAM AND WATCHED THE LAKERS CREAM THE CELTICS...
TWITTERED ALL ABOUT IT TOO...

THEN...NIGHT TIME STRUCK...
TIME TO LEAVE THE FAM & GO BACK TO THE CASA...

TO CHILL W/ SOME HOMIES...

AND PLAY SOME PORNO PICTIONARY...


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...AND GETTIN OUR KARAOKE ON!

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I HOPE ALL YOU PEEPS HAD A MERRY, LOVE-FILLED CHRISTMAS.

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=)