H8 DENVER. H8 TATTOOS.
WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE LAKERS/NUGGETS GAME 1...
I KEPT YELLING AT THE TV b/c I NOTICED SO MANY WHACK TATTOOS.
SO...WITH THAT...
HERE'S CHRIS "I'M THIS STONED" ANDERSEN... AND HIS AMAZING COLLECTION OF SHITTY TATTOOS...
DELUSIONAL!I THINK HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES HIS TATTOOS ARE COOL...
AND WHO COULD FORGET KENYON "HICKEY NECK" MARTIN?
MORE WHACK DENVER TATTOOS...
AFTER YOU...
OK...LETS CONTINUE W/ KENYON'S GHEY TATTOOS.
HE SHOULD FEAR HIS BACK WHEN HE TURNS 60 AND IT'S ALL FLABBY & GROSS:
I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF HIS SON...BUT THAT'S ONE UGLY BABY TATTOO. IF I WERE THAT TATTOO, I'D PAY FOR SOMEONE TO LAZER MYSELF OFF THAT ARM.
I BELIEVE THIS IS THE HAND KENNY USES TO JERK IT ON HIS "ANGRY DAYS"
WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT SUBJECT:
JR "BLACK JESUS'" SMITH.
OUR *BAD* WORK IS NEVER OVER.
WE'RE WHACK!
AND LASTLY...THE CAPTAIN.
CARMELO "I ACTUALLY THINK HE'S A GOOD PLAYER" ANTHONY
(i really am only satiring his bad choice in tattoos...other than that...no shame in his game...)
TOO BAD HIS OWN TRIBAL TATTOOS ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE, VIA FOREARM...
REALLY DOG?
MIGHT AS WELL BE WEARING ONE OF THESE...
THE POINT IS. THESE TATTOOS SUCK.
EVEN THIS ONE IS TICIER.
click it.
NOW...FUCK THESE CHUMPS.
GO LAKERS!
CLICK IT FOOL